You know who you are: a hedonist, a bacchanal, a person who sees the 7 Deadly Sins as a list of things to do today.

If you’re one of us then I don’t need to explain it to you… who knows why we are this way? And, ultimately, who really cares? Call it a lust for life, call it the novelty gene, call it a voracious appetite.

While psychologists and social workers furiously consult their PDR trying to label our condition, we’re gonna’ get dusted, busted, and blown away.